RazorbladedDelilah

SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND I WAS LIKE FUCK YEAH I'M SO BADASS AND SO THEN THIS GUY COMES UP AND I'M LIKE "FUCK YOU!" AND HE WAS LIKE "NO WAY I HAVE A DEVIANTART ACCOUNT" AND SO I WAS LIKE "AHAHAHA FAG" AND SO I SHOVED MY FIST UP HIS ASS HE MOANED ANYWAY SO IT DIDN'T WORK AND THEN THIS ONE CHICK COMES UP AND IS LIKE "HA I HAS A DEVIANTART" AND I'M LIKE "SHUT UP BITCH" AND THEN I SHOVE MY FIST UP HER ASS AND THEN I'M LIKE "FUCK YEAH" I'M SO AWESOME MAN IF ONLY THEY WERE AWESOME LIKE ME FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS I FUCKING RULE I'M LIKE "HOLY SHIT IS THAT MEGABLARGH? HE'S AWESOME" BECAUSE ALL THE BITCHES WANT TO BE ME SO I'M LIKE FUCK YEA